238: Porky's heart or a heart of pork?
Planet Porky
Planet Porky
3.8 • 646 Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2022
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Topics today include: the rising sun, Simon Cowell's engagement, Kelly and Baker on stage, John Bishop, 60-years of the Rolling Stones, Robbie Williams' hair transplant fears, how the newspapers suffered from the launch of social media, Patti Boulaye, talent shows, Ant and Dec's image, philandering with the makeup artist, the impending threat posed by Putin's Russia, art smuggling, the Duchess of Cambridge's 40th birthday bash, Jack Grealish's love life, and heart transplants of the porcine variety. Chop chop and get downloading! It's the podcast that doesn't hog the limelight; it's Life on Planet Porky.
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| 1:05.1 | Miss Jones, how are we this fine day? |
| 1:07.8 | Yeah, not bad, Michael, thank you. |
| 1:10.3 | Good bit of a sunrise today. Out of your window, |
| 1:14.2 | did you watch it? Sunrise? No. Have you been, oh, you've been, have you had your face on the box |
| 1:20.2 | this morning? No. Ah, sunrise. Sunrise used to be a show, didn't it? But it's not anymore, is it? |
| 1:25.5 | No, I mean the real sunrise. Oh, the real sunrise. I see when you look out of the window. |
| 1:30.5 | Oh, I understand exactly what you're saying. I'm getting confused here, Mr. Jones. |
| 1:34.8 | Yes, beautiful sunrise. I sometimes get skies, which are so beautiful, you can't explain them. |
| 1:42.6 | You have to take pictures of them. Crimson and pink and black |
| 1:45.8 | and absolutely beautiful. But I haven't seen one like that this morning. Yeah, it was very pretty today. |
| 1:51.5 | I think it's to do with pollution, isn't it? The more beautiful and the more colourful |
| 1:56.2 | suggests that there are more chemicals in the atmosphere that are reacting with light and so on. |
| 2:02.6 | I think that's what's behind it. But very lovely nonetheless. |
| 2:07.0 | Well, I'm sure you're right. What do you make of the headline this morning that I read here, |
| 2:11.8 | Miss Jones? It's a yes from her. Simon Cowell set to marry after secret proposal. I thought he was the lifelong, |
| 2:19.8 | you know, bachelor boy, and I don't mean that with any intention, except that he'd always vowed |
| 2:25.4 | he would never get married. Well, you know, they always say these things, don't they? |
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