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God Awful Movies

238: Jerusalem Countdown

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2020

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible.
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0:00.0

S.O. wants to help you use your car a little less by hoping on your bike a little more,

0:04.5

especially for those shorter trips, like the popping out for a pint of milk trip,

0:09.8

or the off-to-pick up the kids' trip, or even the Friday night Chippy trip.

0:16.0

And to make the swap easier, every day S.O. is giving away an e-bike and 10,000

0:20.5

nectar points that you could spend on cycling gear. Could you do a journey differently?

0:24.9

Search S.O. thoughtful driving to find out more. See terms and conditions at sso.co.uk.

0:34.5

I also, I love how all the not-quite-christians in Christian movies describe their beliefs as like,

0:39.7

you know, I'd like to believe in, quote, something bigger than ourselves. What is that bullshit you

0:46.0

from his antelopes are bigger than ourselves? Right? Because you're really fucking big.

0:50.8

Well, in my personal experience, something bigger than ourselves means you have two more sentences

0:56.0

before I cry and this date is over. So I can only speak for my own personal experience.

1:07.4

Not awful. Movie.

1:12.3

Welcome back to the Gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema,

1:24.0

because fuck us. I'm your host, No Illusions, and sitting 700 miles away, I'm media-loved.

1:28.0

It's my good friend Heath, and right? Heath, welcome back.

1:30.6

David AR White, I missed him so much. Oh my god. It's just, it's upsetting to realize how much I

1:38.2

missed it. I love it. He's like a cuddly pillow that you, you know, that you lost, and then you

1:45.0

just found it and get stuff behind the, behind the bed, back, back, and you're like, oh, I love

1:49.3

this fucking pillow. Yeah, he's that. And this is a peak David AR White. This is like, this is

1:56.9

like the 67 Chevy of David AR White. This is David AR White in his full-pacube, pacube, pacube, absolute

2:07.4

hand. All right. And of course, sitting 900 miles away. Northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.

2:11.5

Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir? I'm amazing, Noah. I'm a man whose love life has

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