238 - Honk Honk! Quack Quack! Part 2

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Lewis is down in North Carolina but just because he’s not sitting in his public access studio right now doesn’t mean the ridiculousness took a break. Our president decided to give a speech to our military industrial complex. Oh, and he brought along a hedgehog for his opening act. Seems redundant to continue to ask where the adults are in the room but we did see the adults and they were our military leaders who traveled from afar and were “treated” to a 50 minute rambling speech. This week’s rants include ridiculous ideas for Canada to deliver water, one that attempts to define what a bagel is, different liquor flavors, and a slightly unhinged one about the treatment of kittens. Wild rants for wild times. For advertising opportunities email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠rantcast@thesyn.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ___________________ TOUR DATES: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ GET MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/collections⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.livelewis.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lewisblack.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	God.
0:01.0	This could all go horribly wrongly wrong at any minute.
0:12.0	Hello there and welcome to the 238 edition of Lewis Flagshaw Reindcast entitled
0:17.0	Hong Kong Quack Quack Part 2, or as I would have liked it, part duet.
0:23.6	I thought that was, sadly, I thought that was the French word for two.
0:28.8	It's not it's de.
0:30.4	And that doesn't work.
0:31.4	Part 2 is fine.
0:32.4	And it really is because the speech that was given to our generals and the leaders of our armed forces flown from all parts of the world to Virginia to listen to our president, tell them things that, I was stunned by the speech.
1:01.3	It was 54 minutes of blather, okay? 54 minutes of a repetition of how, you know, Joe Biden
1:07.6	fucked him over, everybody's fucking him over. His tariffs are great. He's the best.
1:12.3	He's really, and you better be on your toes, you generals, because I'm coming after you.
1:18.5	Wow, wow.
1:20.2	We're no longer the Department of Defense because we're the Department of War because they came up with the reason.
1:28.1	There is no reason, okay, other than to show some sort of a,
1:32.3	I'm going to put, bust you in the face fucking attitude.
1:36.9	And that's what makes, look, that's what makes our army great.
1:42.0	Our army does go around going, hey, we're going to punch you in the nose.
1:45.6	Here we are.
1:46.1	We're going to punch you in the noise.
1:47.5	There's a quiet strait that I noticed in the three times that I did my
1:52.9	USO tour.
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