238: Dustin is NOT Young, Bro
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel return to the Frontseat with so many announcements that Dustin decides to quit math altogether. First and foremost, you can now WATCH the podcast on YouTube starting today! Head over to YouTube and watch our shenanigans in person. In addition, Dustin shares his questionable travel hacks, Mel’s favorite Valentine’s gifts, the internet thinks Dustin is old, critical parenting tips for first time Girl Scouts, and much much more.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be here. Hey everybody welcome to make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:19.9 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up |
| 0:22.3 | comedian the host of the aforementioned pod. podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian |
| 0:22.6 | the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in a brand new space that we're |
| 0:29.3 | going to tell you all about in just a second is my lovely wife co-host of this podcast cover model and the |
| 0:36.0 | designer of this space. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:39.0 | Hello there. |
| 0:40.0 | Hi I haven't seen you in a week how are you? |
| 0:42.0 | I'm fine. Yeah you in a week. How are you? I'm fine. |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, you've changed since, you know, you've aged gracefully in my absence. |
| 0:47.0 | It's been a long week. |
| 0:48.0 | Yes, in my six days gone. |
| 0:50.0 | But you look great. |
| 0:52.0 | You know, the passing of time has happened but yeah I can't tell. Yeah. You didn't age a day in those six days. I was gone |
| 0:59.2 | 38 and like five months. Yeah. 38 and 5 months. |
| 1:04.0 | No, no, no, no, like 38 and 5 months old. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, are you at the age now where you're going back to toddler years? |
| 1:10.0 | This is how we're counting. |
| 1:12.0 | So, are you... |
| 1:13.0 | Am I getting closer to 39 and 38? |
| 1:15.0 | Did you yes? |
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