237: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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VIDEO VERSION HERE Hey squatty, hit the potty! We've got the toilet's greatest friend: a seemingly limitless bunch of odd facts and stories compiled by a sage known only as "John." He has so much to teach us! Let's sit at his throne and probably not touch the hem of his garment. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/gttu to get up a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + Free Threat Protection + 1 additional month for free! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! For full sources and links, visit http://www.gttupod.com/home/gttu237 Support GTTU on Patreon! Depending on the tier you choose, you get one, two, our FOUR full bonus episodes per month, a private Discord, and more at patreon.com/gttupod. Thank you so much! See everything GTTU-related at gttupod.com. Watch videos of all of our episodes at youtube.com/gttupod Follow us online: https://www.instagram.com/gttupod https://www.facebook.com/gttupod https://www.twitter.com/gttupod Join our private Facebook group at facebook.com/groups/gttupod

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0:00.0	Unfortunately, his underwear accidentally inflated while he was on the subway.
0:04.0	What?
0:05.0	What?
0:06.0	Instantly expanding to 30 times their normal size
0:09.0	and nearly suffocating his segates.
0:12.0	Wait a minute.
0:18.0	Hello, welcome to guide to the unknown.
0:20.0	I'm Kristen.
0:21.0	And I'm her little brother, brother William and this week we're going
0:24.4	to the John we're hitting the head a little light reading actually what you
0:28.8	have there is not light reading I've got a door stop this might be one of the thickest books I own and that is the fully loaded 25th
0:36.6	anniversary version of uncle John's bathroom reader yeah this is this is gonna be a weird one everybody
0:45.0	But I'm very excited about it. Oh, I had a great time doing my research if you can call it that.
0:50.0	We're going to talk about any kind of spooky stuff that you could come across in an Uncle John's
0:56.3	bathroom reader.
0:57.3	Do you think this has made its way across the entire globe?
1:00.3	Do people know what we're talking about everywhere?
1:02.3	That's what I was about to say. I feel like some people may not know. globe. Do people know what we're talking about everywhere?
1:02.6	That's what I was about to say.
1:03.4	I feel like some people may not know what they're, what we're talking about,
1:06.5	maybe because they haven't encountered a disgusting person
1:09.7	who keeps a full library in their bathroom.
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