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The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Ryan Sickler

Stand-up, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	The Honeydue with Ryan Sickler.
0:13.0	Welcome back to the honeydew, y'all.
0:16.1	We are over here doing the Nightpan Studios.
0:18.4	I'm Ryan Sickler.
0:19.2	Ryan Sickler.com, Ryan Sick Sickler on all your social media.
0:22.6	And again, want to thank you guys, whether you're new here, whether you've been here,
0:25.9	thank you for subscribing. Thank you for supporting a special. Come out and see me on tour if I'm
0:31.7	in your city when you're available. Tickets are available at Ryan Sickler.com.
0:36.5	Listen, if you've got to have more, I'm telling you,
0:39.1	I say it every week. I know it sounds, people like, oh, it's not a sales pitch. This Patreon is $5,
0:44.8	and it's the honey do with you all. And as much as I love sitting across from comedians,
0:49.4	athletes, whatever, I absolutely love sitting and talking to you guys.
0:54.6	All right.
0:54.9	So we just had a lady, if you haven't heard, who was almost a victim of a double
1:00.1	homicide or suicide, excuse me, murder suicide.
1:03.2	A double suicide.
1:04.2	Murder suicide.
1:05.3	Okay.
1:05.7	Greg Fitzsimmons is here.
1:07.3	And the dude pulls the gun.
1:16.4	She ducks, shoots her in the carotid artery. Then she comes up and he shoots her, goes through her mouth, blows open her jaw, out her neck. Then he turns a gun on
1:22.3	himself, kills himself. Her mom's in the house, sees the whole thing, runs out, plugs the carotid artery, saves her life.
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