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Welcome to today's replay of Ask Ent You Write Anything. Well, welcome along and a very happy Christmas to you.

This is our Christmas episode in which we'll have at least one Christmas question,

but actually it's a bit of a chance to bring together a few questions for this episode, Tom,

about you and your habits and

your pleasures and enjoyments and that sort of thing. So we'll start with our Christmas question.

This is a great one. A trivial one maybe, says Sheila in Berry, New South Wales. But I always wonder

what Mary and Joseph did with the gold

frankincense and myrrh. Any thoughts? Oh, goodness. Pause for all kinds of silly children's books

and cartoons and goodness knows what and pictures of Mary having just had a child saying you know that's the last thing

I need called Franklin I couldn't you have bought some nappies as well yeah exactly want to clean

nappies please and and this and that and the other yeah I mean who knows who knows who knows

and did they take it with them in the flight to Egypt, or had they safely deposited it

with either Joseph's relatives or Mary's relatives? I have absolutely no idea. Of course, some

people would say it was all symbolic anyway, that the whole thing, but it's such a strange

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