236. Well Well Well, Look at These Eggs (With Zach and Jess)

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jessica becomes Detective Pikachu and that's before the musical even starts. This one is about eggs, kickball, when your parents go to India and put the phone on airplane mode to ignore you, and SO MUCH MORE! No guest this week because of a certain ongoing public health situation. Hello new friends who found us from TikTok!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Woodbird Theater, we now present Off Book.
0:08.0	Off Book!
0:12.0	Here is the light's musical podcast, with Zach and Jess.
0:18.0	I don't wanna wait for the soundtrack to be over.
0:23.0	I want to record right now and just livestream.
0:28.0	I don't wanna wait for this check to be over.
0:32.0	Oh yeah, that's better.
0:34.0	Oh there you are, Peter.
0:38.0	And Scott's quieter already.
0:42.0	Duh duh duh duh duh duh.
0:46.0	Just a small town girl in love with the boy next door.
0:52.0	But the boy next door.
0:55.0	And in love with the refrigerator.
1:00.0	And just a boy in a fridge.
1:05.0	A boy and a fridge.
1:10.0	I don't wanna wait for that fridge to be over.
1:15.0	I want to know right now.
1:18.0	What's in that fridge that makes that boy love me.
1:22.0	I heard it's two containers of noodles from the past week.
1:27.0	And a half a pizza he's been waiting to eat.
1:32.0	I heard it's your body full of probiotics.
1:36.0	And also it muscle meals.
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