#236 Thinking Man's Keg Stand

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy calling 911 too much, a kid who accidentally ordered 31 cheeseburgers, why scallops really love disco lights, how a squirrel stole a golf ball during a big tournament, and how one lady taking a vacation caused a whole town to shut down

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive, the only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.
0:11.5	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.
0:16.7	Folks, welcome, What Time to Be Alive, the online podcast accounts down this week.
0:19.7	And they say, things tell the I'm Patrick Monaghan.
0:22.2	I'm Kat Barbaradourou.
0:24.0	Brisk, business-like introduction.
0:26.3	I'm Eliyden.
0:27.4	That too.
0:28.3	That, like, started before the theme song was even halfway over.
0:33.4	Everything's all fucked up now.
0:35.2	I'm getting it gone.
0:35.8	I don't know what the fuck to do now.
0:37.7	Enough. I'm freaked out what the fuck to do now. Enough.
0:38.0	I'm freaked out.
0:40.4	Patty wants to get this over with.
0:42.9	Enough.
0:43.6	Enough with this.
0:44.9	He's got places to be.
0:47.8	Talk fast.
0:49.7	Maybe we'll be done sooner.
0:51.2	I have important sitting to do later.
0:53.0	Okay?
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