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servers where we eat people daily Saturday night I had a dream. Oh man. Was it that we were all

created equal? Yeah. It was I was in my boss's office. She was telling me that the state of Tennessee

has fined us because of my actions on a call where I decided to fight a declawed bear.

I went to the hockey game last night. I got a little too drunk and I paid just due to

money and now I'm gonna be scuba certified. What? The random dude owns a scuba school and I was like

that's so fucking cool. And he's like I'm gonna use a first spot or just now for $95. You can get

certified. And I was like I don't got $95 on me. And then I was like I got you and he paid the man

for me to get scuba certified and I got a Vimo the other guy the money and I woke up and I was like

I guess I'm going diving in a pool in three weeks. I like to imagine that you're getting scuba

certified just to find mermaids because the land you never rejected you. You ever had that

merpus page? Merpus? Wait, don't we have a mermaid in the Patreonicals Mikey hang on one second.

I don't know but I like to call it chicken of the sea. I'm continuing the horror version on

page. I'm Mikey and I'm your horror version Todd which means I don't like scary movies but you

guys make me watch them. And this week you guys made me watch Texas James. Oh, the quickening

or whatever the fuk this was. So was this the first time you guys had seen this movie?

Yes, it was it was my first time although it was not my husband's first time and he was like you

get to watch that today? And his reaction to you is the correct reaction because this movie it

was clearly my first time obviously as well. So it's cool that we're all having our first moments

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