236: The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde LIVE from Los Angeles

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing.
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0:00.0	Looking for keys, looking for keys, looking for keys.
0:10.0	Everyone's tired of looking for keys.
0:14.0	So the Honda HRV hybrid can be unlocked
0:18.0	and turned on
0:21.0	with your phone. While we're listening take us next,
0:27.8	Honda the power of dreams. Do you guys guys think when that happens in Christian movies like Jesus
0:37.0	taddles to his dad like he knocks on his study?
0:40.3	Your demons aren't going in my name again.
0:44.0	Either making me look like a fucking idiot.
0:50.0	My hands hurt for like six hours dead.
0:54.0	Plus I'm you and a ghost.
0:58.0	So that religion's so stupid. It's got awful movies.
1:07.0	God awful movies. Movies. Hello and welcome to God awful movies live from All It's Cracked Up to be
1:25.1	Hollywood, California! So awesome.
1:40.8	All right, this is of course the podcast where each week we sample another selection
1:46.6	from Christian cinema because there is a non-zero chance that after November all of our lives
1:51.6	are going to depend on our ability to feign evangelical Christianity.
1:58.3	A familiarity with Kirk Cameron's filmography could save your fucking life.
2:04.0	Of course, I am your host, no illusions, and joining me from stage right.
2:08.0	Please welcome my good friend Heath and Rights. Keith Enright! Wright! And of course also joining us. This can't go well. This can't go well. Please don't be dressed as copie, Brian.
2:34.0	Please don't be dressed as coie Brian.
2:37.0	Please welcome my bad friend Eli Bosnick! My Basknick! All right. Eli, for the folks listening at home, how would you describe the outfit
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