236: Skepticrat236 - Votey McVoteface Edition
The Skepticrat
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🗓️ 4 November 2024
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Headline Sources:
This is how voting works and you need to do it: YouShouldHaveVotedForHillaryClinton.com/ponies
America prepares for election misinformation bonanza: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/02/us/politics/donald-trump-kalama-harris-campaign.html
In a first since 1938, kids in Des Moines trick-or-treat on Halloween: https://apnews.com/article/beggars-night-des-moines-iowa-halloween-26710c8e3564d461b6868313f7f71425
Tucker Carlson explains that Trump is "Daddy" and America needs a spanking: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking
Cheese theft in England: https://apnews.com/article/great-cheese-theft-london-cheddar-jamie-oliver-fbaf6d697cd5c7e00de1c95d33837d52
Russia Court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxvnwkl5kgo
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:13.6 | It's November 4th. |
| 0:15.1 | And the word of the day is suffragium, which is Latin for fucking vote. Used in a sentence, |
| 0:23.4 | fucking suffragetium, |
| 0:24.7 | fucking, fucking vote. Yes. Yeah, I don't want to hear any of this. |
| 0:28.1 | I live in Europe bullshit. |
| 0:30.3 | Exactly. You moved to Pennsylvania. You change your name to a dead person and you |
| 0:34.5 | vote, damn it. So many times. |
| 0:37.5 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:38.6 | I'm Heathenright. |
| 0:39.7 | And broadcasting delay from America's Far Center, we are the skeptocrats. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, this week's episode, you want us to beg you to vote? |
| 0:47.4 | Because we'll beg. |
| 0:48.7 | We'll beg. |
| 0:49.3 | I'll offer you a million dollars with the exact same intention of sticking to it as Elon Musk. |
| 0:53.9 | And there's a dead alive cat in a ballot box called American |
| 0:57.8 | Democracy as you hear this. |
| 1:00.2 | But first, the rest of the intro music. |
| 1:21.5 | Yeah. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:25.2 | Gentlemen, we are one day out from Election Day. |
| 1:27.8 | So let's get this on the record. |
| 1:31.4 | Will you accept the results of the election? |
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