236: Skepticrat236 - Votey McVoteface Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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On this week's episode: You want us to beg you to vote?...cause we’ll beg! ... Noah offers you a million dollars with the exact same intention of sticking to it as Elon Musk ... And there's a dead-alive cat in a ballot box called American democracy as you hear this.

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Headline Sources:

This is how voting works and you need to do it: YouShouldHaveVotedForHillaryClinton.com/ponies

America prepares for election misinformation bonanza: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/02/us/politics/donald-trump-kalama-harris-campaign.html

In a first since 1938, kids in Des Moines trick-or-treat on Halloween: https://apnews.com/article/beggars-night-des-moines-iowa-halloween-26710c8e3564d461b6868313f7f71425

Tucker Carlson explains that Trump is "Daddy" and America needs a spanking: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/24/tucker-carlson-speech-trump-spanking

Cheese theft in England: https://apnews.com/article/great-cheese-theft-london-cheddar-jamie-oliver-fbaf6d697cd5c7e00de1c95d33837d52

Russia Court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdxvnwkl5kgo

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:13.6	It's November 4th.
0:15.1	And the word of the day is suffragium, which is Latin for fucking vote. Used in a sentence,
0:23.4	fucking suffragetium,
0:24.7	fucking, fucking vote. Yes. Yeah, I don't want to hear any of this.
0:28.1	I live in Europe bullshit.
0:30.3	Exactly. You moved to Pennsylvania. You change your name to a dead person and you
0:34.5	vote, damn it. So many times.
0:37.5	I'm Eli Bosnick.
0:38.6	I'm Heathenright.
0:39.7	And broadcasting delay from America's Far Center, we are the skeptocrats.
0:44.0	Oh, this week's episode, you want us to beg you to vote?
0:47.4	Because we'll beg.
0:48.7	We'll beg.
0:49.3	I'll offer you a million dollars with the exact same intention of sticking to it as Elon Musk.
0:53.9	And there's a dead alive cat in a ballot box called American
0:57.8	Democracy as you hear this.
1:00.2	But first, the rest of the intro music.
1:21.5	Yeah. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnick.
1:25.2	Gentlemen, we are one day out from Election Day.
1:27.8	So let's get this on the record.
1:31.4	Will you accept the results of the election?
	...

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