236 Mom Airdrops Me A Dick Pic

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Mom airdrops me the grossest dick pic that makes me heave on air. We both attended weddings – I did not get laid. Apparently mom is turned on when people sniff their fingers after sex. I have a rash on my inner thigh contracted from either my recent acro yoga class or my late grandpa's feet full of fungus. Mom says this is no reason not to have sex. I disagree. Scott and Peyton join us to talk about how to speak like normal human beings to people we're interested in. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. You can also subscribe to our channel on Castbox.fm, so you can join us live! Mondays and some Thursdays at 10:30AM PT! We'd love to take your calls and messages in real-time at castbox.fm. Do you love love stories? Get access to a huge library of over 18,000 romance novels by checking out Audible.com/SexTalk! Thank you for all the love over the past 200+ episodes. We couldn't do it without you. If you'd like to support the show, consider helping us in the following ways: 1) Make Cam take marijuana blueberries with his mom and record a podcast episode by donating to the show's Patreon page at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. You will also gain access to an exclusive podcast stream where we release the best bonus episodes with our guests! 2) Leaving us a rating and review on iTunes. 3) Snag the new Sex Talk With My Mom t-shirt or sticker from our merch store at www.sextalkwithmymom.com/merch. You'll look fly as hell! 4) Share this episode with a friend! Word-of-mouth is really the best way to spread the love. Get close with us on social at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.4	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:08.9	You just fucking eardrop me a dick pick that we got.
0:12.7	And I did because it was an unusual.
0:15.1	Why the fuck?
0:16.0	I don't need to get a dick pick from my mother.
0:20.5	I think I've heard my mom talk about
0:22.8	his sex life to me like three times.
0:25.0	As far as I know they've had sex four times
0:26.7	and it resulted in four children.
0:28.3	My parents are openly talking about it all the time.
0:31.6	It's disgusting.
0:32.6	Welcome to sex talk with my mom.
0:34.5	I'm Cam Poder.
0:35.4	And I'm Karen Lee Poder.
0:36.5	My mother is a sex expert, a cougar,
0:38.9	the world's oldest living millennial. My son, he's a stand-up comic, a mime, and of course, a Buddhist
0:46.4	clown. We're chatting about sex because... We want to. That's exactly right. Giving you a laugh,
0:52.3	maybe teaching you a sex tip from someone who hasn't had sex in years.
0:56.3	That would be me, my mother obviously had sex yesterday.
0:59.3	We don't know that.
1:00.6	Is that?
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