236: Leave the Fender Benders in the Past
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2023
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel are back and SMOGing in the Frontseat to talk about the dangers of making too much or too little out of a situation, how not a lot is expected out of dads, and why Joel may be just too chill to learn how to drive. PLUS...Backseater emails!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome don't make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:06.6 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up |
| 0:09.1 | comedian and the host of the |
| 0:15.0 | co-host of the four-mentioned podcast and alongside me on the due south wall of our state-of-the-art-art-home bedroom is my lovely wife |
| 0:18.7 | the co-host of this podcast CFO General Meen, but also great gal, Melissa Nickerson. |
| 0:25.6 | Hey there. |
| 0:26.6 | Welcome everybody. |
| 0:28.6 | Mel and I are back. |
| 0:30.3 | We're at home. |
| 0:31.9 | It's a Tuesday. I got home yesterday. We hiked. We fought. We watched |
| 0:38.3 | Tic- Talk and now we're recording a podcast with you. |
| 0:42.3 | We did 500 tasks. We did five. now we're recording a podcast with you. |
| 0:42.5 | We did five at least five children. |
| 0:46.1 | We did five hundred before we got to the next five hundred. |
| 0:50.1 | And you know what I would do five hundred for you, and I would do 500 more. |
| 0:55.6 | Just to be the man who would do a thousand tasks for you. |
| 1:00.2 | And that's a da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Thank you. |
| 1:07.0 | Thanks for tuning everybody. |
| 1:08.0 | We have been that band who did that song from, I believe, the Benny and June soundtrack. |
| 1:14.0 | Anyways, appreciate you guys tuning in. |
| 1:16.0 | That's rich. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, hopping in the back seat here, |
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