236 - I Love My Family
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to express his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are actually bad for the pet community. The second half was recorded after an episode Tim did with Lex Fridman, which will be coming out soon on Lex's channel.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. |
| 0:03.0 | We are recording this on January 22nd, Friday, |
| 0:07.0 | my birthday, I'm 17 years old, |
| 0:10.0 | and I really have to start taking life seriously now. |
| 0:13.0 | You know, I spoke to my parents |
| 0:15.0 | and we're gonna look at colleges and we're very excited |
| 0:18.0 | and just everything, you know, the future is bright |
| 0:21.0 | and I have my entire life ahead of me, you know. |
| 0:24.0 | I put up on my Instagram |
| 0:28.0 | that come pig photo from a sketch I did years ago. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay, look at that Eli Roth. Happy birthday to Q. Very fun. |
| 0:39.0 | I put that up and I said, today is my birthday, |
| 0:44.0 | I want to thank my parents for all their support. |
| 0:47.0 | This is what you created, enjoy it. |
| 0:49.0 | And my aunt wrote a comment and the comment, |
| 0:55.0 | let's not find it. And the comment was, |
| 1:00.0 | and my cousin sent me the comment, |
| 1:02.0 | the comment was, the saddest part is that you have your grandfather's name |
| 1:07.0 | and you don't care, oh, and you care nothing about his legacy. |
| 1:12.0 | Very, very nasty comment, very, very nasty comment. |
| 1:17.0 | And you know me, I hate to bring family drama on the show. |
| 1:22.0 | I hate that, you know, I don't do it, you can get this down. |
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