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Lewis Black's Rantcast

236 - Honk Honk! Quack Quack!

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7843 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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We’re back for another week of the great question to be asked, and that’s “where are the adults in the room?” From wild antics at the UN, border patrol bribes, frivolous lawsuits, and the unfortunate reality of more mass shootings. It’s just another week of pure lack of proper governance and Lewis distills those frustrations many of us have right now. But if we want a silver lining to the week, the rants are coming to us live from the Balboa theatre in San Diego and the folks there are ready to sound off on everything from the construction to Tesla cars, it's can't miss. For advertising opportunities email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠rantcast@thesyn.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ___________________ TOUR DATES: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ GET MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/collections⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.livelewis.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lewisblack.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's nonsense.

0:01.9

It's gibberish.

0:03.1

It's Hong Kong quack, quack, Hong Kong, quack, quack.

0:08.0

This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.

0:12.6

Hello there and welcome to the 200 and 36 edition of Blues Flax Raincast entitled Hong Kong Quack Quack.

0:20.6

And it certainly has been a Hong Kong quack quack of a

0:24.7

week. The title came really initially from the speech that I was listening to the other day, the 54-minute

0:32.6

speech that he gave at the United Nations, because God knows he needed at least just a little less

0:41.6

than an hour to really tell them often and to basically, you know, shitkick for a while.

0:50.6

And it was unbelievable. I listened to it in the background as I sat here at this desk.

0:56.8

And it was as if a ball-pene hammer was just lightly tapping, tapping at my skull,

1:03.6

tapping at it, tapping, tapping, tapping, until I almost expected my shell to break open

1:10.2

and a giant duckling to arise and fly into the air or at

1:14.4

least stumble out onto my desk.

1:16.8

It's just unbelievable.

1:18.8

Okay?

1:20.0

It's just extraordinary.

1:22.1

And he might as well, the reason I entitled to Hong Kong Quack Quack is because in part, that

1:27.1

was the title I had. As soon as I

1:29.4

heard him say, you'd go through about 10 minutes of the speech. I thought, you know why? He would be better off as a country. He would be better off as the president if he just stood there and said hunk, hank, quack, quack.

1:42.0

If he just went quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, hon, just went quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, if he'd

1:49.0

just done that, if he had done that, instead of forming words, words that were just literally at times, offensive, abusive, disturbing.

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