Welcome to our all-spider takeover of Wallace Duchess of Windsor. Week two of the Lifetimes and sticky spiderwebs of Wallace Simpson.

It's a big week in week two this week, Stacey. Y'all, this episode today is going to take you through one more Wallace-focused story, getting her to Ernest Simpson, and then on to Jolly Old England.

Wednesday and Thursday this week, we are going to change our focus to frame the Prince of Wales up.

Old David.

Old David.

Future Edward the 8th.

Very briefly.

So briefly.

We are going to go way back in the David Machine, talk about his childhood and previous love affairs, some more serious than others.

Wallace Week 2 is going to be a lot of fun. But before we begin today's trashy story, we do have some very fine folks to thank for joining us over on Patreon. We got new trash pandas,

new good nobles, and new investigators alike. Just a heads up, y'all, your three episodes

of Wallace, Duchess of Windsor are dropping every Sunday early in ad free on all three Patreon

feeds. No wait, no fuss, no must. Stacey, who's in our magic mirror this week

that needs all the big love thanks and praise? So many people over at Trashy divorces. Thank you to

Laura T, Farah W, Beck, Najee P, Amber B, Karen D, Melissa R, and Helena P.

Big, enormous thanks to you, new trash pandas.

We got some new good nobles over on Trashy Royals.

Jory B.G., M.B., Norman B.

Kimberly M. Elob.

Kyle H. Allison S. Brianna G.

Alyssa and Susan H. Thank you all so much.

Thank you so much. And last but not least, my good investigators over at Dun and Done. Big thanks to just Sam, Mimi, Ann, M. Leanne, and I know. Holy cats. All of you amazing folks. Huge thanks to our new supporters. And as always,

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