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🗓️ 19 January 2017
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the Great Diamond Hoax of the mid 1800's.
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0:00.0 | You're listening to the dollop. This is a by thing American history podcast each week. I |
0:11.1 | Dave Anthony read a story to my friend. |
0:15.6 | Garrett Reynolds who has no idea what the topic is going to be about. So not sure or has |
0:22.4 | no idea how the intro is going to go nailed it. I just a large mammal. I think it was a seal. No. |
0:35.8 | That was not a seal. It was seal shapes. It's a cat. It's a cat. It's a cat named Jose. Should cats have |
0:42.4 | neck. Look, he should line backers have neck should top athletes have neck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, |
0:53.9 | they should. Well, a lot of them don't. And so that's the same with cats. Some athletic cats. |
0:58.8 | Does he? He's like the Jack Kangaroo. He's not fat. Well, he's really slowly going into a box right |
1:04.4 | now. Yeah. Nope. He's going over it. Oh, he's crushing. That's right. Yeah. He crushed. Oh, |
1:09.6 | so sad. He's so heavy. He crushed the box. Now it's just. Dude, it's not you're making it sound like |
1:15.4 | it's a taped up box. It's propped up there for him to have fun with it. So of course it collapses. |
1:20.6 | Clearly not. No, he doesn't know. He does know. That happens 11 times a day what you just saw. |
1:27.4 | You didn't witness something special. That's sad. That was sad. No. See World Sad. |
1:34.1 | God, do you want to look here to do? I'll do one buck. People say this is funny. Not Gary Gara. |
1:38.6 | Dave, okay. Someone or something is tickling. Is it far fun? And this is not going to come |
1:43.1 | to tickle you, podcast. Yeah. You are Queen fakie of made up town. All hail Queen Shit of Liesville. |
1:50.0 | A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingles and do what? I can't. No. I see, |
1:58.3 | I've done my friend. No. No. |
2:07.7 | See, he's not even looking at you. Not even looking at you. Oh, no. He doesn't respond. |
2:11.7 | Doesn't respond to its calls. Dude, he's not a seal. 1820. All right, 1820. And 1829. How is that possible? |
2:22.0 | What is happening? Cousins, Philip Arnold and John Slack were born in Hardin County, |
2:27.6 | Kentucky. All right. What are their names? Slack, Philip Arnold and John Slack. John Slack, okay. |
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