Now John Christian, did we cut you off?

Did you not say you had two?

Yeah, actually I actually had like three but I can just if you want me to do one

I would love to hear one.

Yeah, it's about me not being man enough, so let's dive in.

All right.

Right, so actually, it's hardly that.

So it was my grandparents 70th wedding anniversary this past week.

So I'm married for 70 years which is insane.

That is. Because they're only like 50 what? Yeah. married in 19 and 17 so I had some questions

about the legality of that but anyway since America didn't exist how how do you have paperwork?

They literally got married the same year that sunscreen was invented.

What?

That's crazy.

That's true.

And like, the year after the sun came out basically.

So they had like this party that was far away so I had to go so I get up kind of

early in the morning and I like step outside to my car and the tire is totally flat.

I like ran over a nail.

And so I was like, well shoot, like I don't have time to change this tire.

It was like on an incline and so I was going to have to move the car and all stuff. So I just left.

I borrowed my girlfriend's car. She took me, we went together up there and then by the time we get back it's like dark and I know like I have to change his tire I mean and I know how to change a tire

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