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Good thing that my goddamn teeth are a blaze right now.

What is it about like the Mark and Lowell show that is like candy related and we... It's Mark and Lull. Right. That's why. We always enjoy some yummy candy. I'm not complaining. I really enjoy it, but like like... It's almost like when you go into an airport and like anything you eat the calories don't count. It's like when you're on the show. We're on your birthday. Right. Yeah. Thanksgiving.

Oh, I'm getting the sour patch eyebrow sweats. Oh, yeah. I love those. The sire patch eyebrow goop. The yellow one is brutal. That's my favorite. I can imagine that. Nothing like some chewy candy to do a radio show. Reed got like a... I go off mic for it. A crybaby gumball. Oh yeah, those are the best for 10 seconds.

Yeah, talk about I-Twitch.

Yeah. I go off mic for it. A crybaby gumball. Oh yeah, those are the best for 10 seconds. Yeah, talk about I-Twitch. Yeah, it's 15 seconds of cerebral palsy meets cinema. Yeah, but did you eat it or did the kid eat it? No, I ate it. I wasn't going to let him eat that. He shoved it in the kid's mouth and just sealed his lips. And this is what life is. This is what life is. Get used to it. Doing shit you don't want to do for your dad's amusement. I'll put pants on when you're done.

Which is Lowell's disgusting hog swinging back and forth like some old grandfather clock.

My son, I don't know if your son does this, but I don't know if he's old enough yet,

but my son, he's almost three.

When I start peeing in the bathroom, he busts open the door and wants to watch me pee in the

toilet.

I just took our first joint shit this past week. Nice. A lot of fun because mom was outside and I took him into the bathroom with me and I said, hey, this is going to happen because I can't find your pack-and-play thing. We lent it to grandma. So I said, I'm'm gonna bounce you on my knee and you're gonna hear me

heave for the next 15 minutes he was done too happy yeah I take 18 minutes I take a leisurely yet

aggressive shit wow I cheer myself on quite a bit go go you can do it you can do it leave You can do it! Leave my body!

Plop.

We both have a laugh, and then we go back to the Richard's scary book.

Right.

Or a green egg and ham.

I say we start.

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