The Welcome. Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police.

It's me, Mike Graham and him, Kevin O'Sullivan, and this is the audio boom,

audio boom, boom, audio recording bit.

So we're recording it here in the pub.

It's actually been raining, Kevin.

It has been raining.

So that's why when I went to get on the Northern line,

that's part of the London Underground system

the 22nd century cutting edge train system that zooms London as around this vast

metropolis of course severe delays and that's because

earlier it rained it rained because have you have you noticed lately I mean you use the

tube to what than I do but when I get on it now it seems like a

rickety old piece of shit I remember when the trains used to be quite efficient needs to be

quite clean now it seems as that's falling apart around the scene well thank you very

much Mayor Khan.

Yeah. I mean, the worst thing about it,

apart from the delays and the shittiness of it,

and the filthiness of it, and the unreliable nature of it.

Yeah, unreliable, but the worst thing about it in the summer, the fucking heat.

It is so hot.

I've noticed that as well.

I read a story.

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