#234: The Good News Is...
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2018
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
2- Carnegie Hell No
3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary.
4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary.
5- Biblical lies to political lies, we’re moving forward.
6- Walgreens bad, CVS good
7- The charge is MURDER.
8- Influencers influenced by lack of intelligence
9- Don’t know the hustle
10- Unless you can warm up, Chicago, I quit.
11- Lebron is LeGood
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:17.6 | I'd like to welcome you to episode 234 on my podcast. Who's paying attention? |
| 0:23.0 | I should say my award-winning podcast and be like the only person to give me an award. |
| 0:28.6 | George Wallace told me that's how he won Best Comedian Best 10 o'clock comedy show in Vegas. |
| 0:35.5 | He said, I was only one voting. bad George not bad so uh here we are |
| 0:41.3 | okay I'm gonna try to do good news and it's weird it's weird for me but I'm trying to do good news |
| 0:49.1 | I do a monthly newsletter a lot of you probably get it. You might even read it. And this month, |
| 0:55.6 | because it's Christmas, right, it's Hanukkah, it's Kwanza, it's whatever holiday you want to |
| 1:00.5 | celebrate. I try to say, okay, I'm a bring a little positivity this month. Yeah, I'm going to try. |
| 1:08.2 | I said try to bring some positivity this month to make it a little more |
| 1:15.4 | upby, a little happier. So I was looking for good news to talk about this week. Didn't find much, |
| 1:21.7 | but I did find some. So we're going to get to that. I'm going to start off with the list. |
| 1:28.1 | Forbes came out with the list of the world's 10 highest paid comedians. |
| 1:34.3 | Unfortunately, I did not make the list. |
| 1:37.1 | That's not bad news. |
| 1:38.3 | It is what it is. |
| 1:39.8 | I got a lazy-ass agent. |
| 1:41.4 | What can I tell you? |
| 1:42.7 | Top 10 highest paid comics. |
| 1:45.3 | Jerry Seinfeld earned 69 million. |
| 1:51.0 | Theater shows and a Netflix deal. |
| 1:54.3 | Chris Rock, 57 million. |
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