We had a great story that we couldn't use. It was from a lady that actually complimented us on how

clean our shows were. And then, unfortunately, you know, throughout this story, let's see if I can find it.

So she was congratulating us on how clean we are.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Quick story about my now 13 year old son Arlen, who loves your podcast.

But first I must preface with the sister. Audrey was two at the time of the story and she loved washing things in the toilet. I kept a journal about them when they were this little.

And this entry is from 113, 2005. Ireland's one of those boys who had a difficult time

potty trading, especially number two.

After supper I put Ireland in the adult toilet and encouraged him to potty in the toilet.

I gave him a few minutes with the door shut to keep out his sister and then went to the door and knocked.

Who is it?

It's mommy.

How's the pooping going?

It's not.

There's a ball in here.

I instantly think

think Audrey has put a super ball in the toilet. We had very recently

had to buy a drain snake for similar reasons. So I enter the bathroom to find Arlen rolling his left

testicle in his fingers.

I'm a nurse and I'm quite comfortable with anatomy which is why she wrote his email.

So I tell him it's his testicle and he had another one on the other side.

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