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Hello and welcome back to the Honey House Safe Podcasts.

So we've got listener questions.

We've got really good listener questions.

So we're going to pow out today.

When you're listening to this episode, it's the day after Mother's Day.

So for your sake, I hope you're not in the doghouse.

If you only got flowers the morning of and like really put that shit together the morning of,

I suggest you might need to do some recovery work.

You may be unaware of this.

She may be giving zero signs of like, maybe you do that every year.

And so you're like, I do it every year.

I think that you should do something extra nice for her.

But I know my listeners probably, you know, scheduled her a massage or ate her pussy

or gave her breakfast in bed or all three. That's the kind of man that I would want my daughter

to marry. The one that's going to give her all three and more.

I don't have a daughter.

For a reason, probably.

Okay, so what are we going to do in this intro?

We're going to, like, follow up on some polls,

one that is completely shallow and irrelevant and just funky,

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