234: Merlin & Captain Ron (with Rory Scovel)
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Gareth and guest helper Rory Scovel help a caller accept a large gift from an eccentric relative. Then, they brainstorm how to remove a neighbor's tasteless art installation.
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Check out Rory Scovel's new comedy true-crime podcast series, “CrimeLess,” launching December 3rd. Each week, Rory and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, and outrageous crimes. Go to roryscovel.com for Rory's Know Your Enemy tour dates.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Weir, yeah, too, out. |
| 0:09.0 | Weir, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, here, two, two, two, two, |
| 0:14.0 | out, out, this, this, this, this, yeah, yeah, and a big, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're back to help. |
| 0:21.8 | We're there to help. |
| 0:24.7 | And we are back. |
| 0:27.6 | Just the guys. |
| 0:30.0 | We've never been back together, Rory. |
| 0:32.2 | We haven't. |
| 0:33.1 | We've never been back together. |
| 0:33.9 | Rory is our guest helper, Rory Scoville. |
| 0:36.9 | Fantastic comedian, actor, producer. |
| 0:42.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:43.0 | What else are you doing? |
| 0:44.2 | Just all of it. |
| 0:45.1 | I paint. |
| 0:45.9 | I'm a big painter now. |
| 0:47.4 | I paint. |
| 0:48.5 | I sell paintings. |
| 0:49.9 | Good for you. |
| 0:50.5 | Like gift paintings. |
| 0:52.8 | Do you know what story I was telling someone the other day was when we made |
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