234: Friendship Failures..

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Sara!! Introducing my friend Sara Jean to the pod as she saved the day when I was in NYC and a guest cancelled.. friendship goals you could say.. otherwise known as the opposite of these stories. This episode has a few bad friends.. people that aren't treating their friends right, or people that should cut some friends off. How would you respond in these ones if you were OP?! NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Partners: State Farm: http:// Statefarm.com or use the award winning app to get help from a local agent! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MERCH HERE ! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you ready?
0:01.4	I'm ready, Morris.
0:02.3	I'm not ready.
0:03.5	I don't know why.
0:04.3	I'm ready.
0:05.0	I feel like I'm more nervous than you.
0:06.7	Maybe I should be nervous, but I found out about this an hour ago. Yeah. I loved what you said. You were like, I don't have time to be nervous. Because I'm just here. I need to embrace that more. Helping out a friend, you know. See, you are friendship goals.
0:20.4	Not a friendship failure, like the stories we have today.
0:23.6	I'm an OG.
0:24.6	An OG. friend, you know. See, you are friendship goals. Not a friendship failure, like the stories we have
0:23.0	today. I'm an OG. An OG. Yeah, let me guys, let me give you the spiel guys. Hi, my name's Morgan.
0:29.4	Welcome back to another episode of Two Out Takes. You're not going to know the girl next to me.
0:33.2	She's never been on an episode. so let's give them the breakdown.
0:39.2	This is Miss Sarah Nelson.
0:44.0	Sarah and I have been friends since, for sure, freshman year of high school.
0:45.2	Yeah, decades.
0:47.3	It's been... Is that decades?
0:48.7	Don't scare me.
0:50.1	That's disgusting.
0:51.7	Just say we were partying in cornfields when we were very young.
0:55.7	The Jersey party?
0:56.7	Jersey parties.
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