234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	Headgum Happy Hour is a monthly stand-up comedy show featuring the talents of
0:04.0	Headgum staff and beloved stand-ups who were available that night.
0:08.0	Nice, Amir, when is the next Headgum Happy Hour show?
0:11.0	Our next New York show will be July 17th at Kaviyat, hosted by Charlie Barney and Natalie
0:17.0	Rodder, Lenteman of Exploration Live. Love it. Check out more details and grab
0:21.2	tickets at Headgum.com slash live.
0:47.0	If you'd like to have a problem, would you see the cheese tonight?
0:59.0	And would you be my hero, Jakey? With your best friend of me?
1:11.0	Would the Game Boy choose my question?
1:19.0	If I were you, stats here.
1:25.0	Enrique and the Howe. Very, very nice.
1:29.0	That was created for us by Tommy.
1:35.0	Tommy? Tommy. Eglaceous?
1:37.0	I don't think Tommy Eglaceous, but it was Enrique, hero, theme song, cover.
1:45.0	Tommy Doughty, D-O-U-G-H-T-U-I. Thanks Tommy Doughty for making that song.
1:51.0	What a day, Friday afternoon.
1:55.0	You know, there was a scientific study about the most exciting time of the week.
1:59.0	Is it Friday afternoon?
2:01.0	I think it was Friday at 7.15 or something PM.
2:05.0	I'm a little tired right now, but I think it's at 7.15. I'm going to be lit.
2:09.0	That's like when the excitement is at an all-time high, you know that Friday nights come in Saturdays even on the horizon.
2:15.0	So you don't even have to...
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