233B-King Arthur: 'Tis But a Scratch
Myths and Legends
Jason Weiser, Carissa Weiser
4.8 • 25.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
We catch up with the strange knight in the white armor, the boy who doesn't know his own past, as he travels the realm, and we witness him come up against the cursed fortress known as the Dolorous Guard.
The creature is an old bearded dude who's like a male siren, which, if you're into murderous older fishermen, might be your thing?
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Music:
"Cymbal Patter" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Lumber Down" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Manaan" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Slow Dial" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Believe the Hype" by Sander Kalmeijer
"Crem Valle" by Blue Dot Sessions
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| 0:00.0 | Quick disclaimer this week, there's kind of a lot of violence. |
| 0:03.6 | Remember that scene in Monty Python in the quest for the Holy Grail, where Arthur fights |
| 0:07.0 | the Black Knight? |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, that's only a slight parody, because this week, things get bloody. |
| 0:12.8 | Check out the post on mythpodcast.com for more information. |
| 0:16.7 | This week on Myths and Legends, we're continuing our King Arthur story of a young man who takes |
| 0:21.3 | on too many quests as he continues to take on too many quests. |
| 0:25.3 | We'll learn that questing is no excuse for not showering, especially when your shoulders |
| 0:29.9 | smells like a dumpster, and if you're worried about your employees telling everyone you're |
| 0:33.6 | too awesome, just leave them in a cabin by themselves forever. |
| 0:37.5 | I'm sure they'll be fine. |
| 0:39.5 | The creature this week is the reason why you shouldn't scream at owls in the street. |
| 0:49.7 | This is Myths and Legends, episode 233b, Tizboda Scratch. |
| 0:58.4 | This is a podcast where we tell stories from mythology and folklore. |
| 1:01.8 | Some are incredibly popular stories you might think you know, but with sprites and origins. |
| 1:06.5 | Others are stories that might be new to you, but are definitely worth listening. |
| 1:10.6 | Previously on the podcast, we did sort of a soft reboot on our King Arthur story, with |
| 1:15.3 | the introduction of a knight who didn't even know his own name. |
| 1:18.8 | The boy, as the story calls him, was a found link. |
| 1:22.5 | Someone who had been rescued by a lady of the lake, a member of a mysterious magical order, |
| 1:27.4 | where lakes served as gateways to their realms. |
| 1:30.4 | The boy left King Arthur's court, after accepting two quests, the second of which, being to |
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