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I had a maid service come over and give me an estimate today to come twice a month and

like to clean my house. And they're going to like change the sheets every time and stuff too.

You should change your sheets more than twice a month, but go on.

Not if you're just living alone. Well, I'm going to call that maid service and be like,

I need you tomorrow. I had sex last night.

I wonder if you had your own dating show. I mean, okay, I'll back around.

Yeah, right. You guys are hosting, right?

Yes, paid higher hosting, but I want to know what totem I would be putting out the flame on

when someone got voted off.

It's a dumpster. It would be a small dumpster fire.

We can just call the show the dumpster fire. Your dumpster is out.

Instead of like going and putting it out, we just closed the lid on it like it just

your dumpster fire is no longer worth it. Thank you.

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I'm Mikey and I'm your horror version Todd, which means I don't like scary movies,

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