Hello and welcome to the CryptoNap Podcast Presents Evil Science and Magic Buddies.

The show within the show, the conspiracy of the conspiracy, the crypto roundtable listener stories, Mr. Morphe.

I don't know what number we're on, but that's okay because we'll announce it later.

That's a fact. It's in the double digits that I can say for fucking sure.

It's for sure somewhere.

Yeah, we've been doing this for a while. It's been a great go-to. Sure, it's a fallback occasionally. We'll admit it.

The weeks get hectic and you know what? We don't want to disappoint you guys by not showing up.

There it is.

We'll see you on Monday morning, listen. So I mean, thank you for turning this in, but it's also a great forum to hear stories that have likely never been published anywhere, which is a treat for any, you know, 14.

So thank you. Thank you, those who send in stories and thank you, those that enjoy listening to them.

Yes, and these are all the nightmarish situations that our listeners get to have happen to them, though we get to then comment on.

Yeah, that part sucks.

I mean, I think of it as like this great resource and the paranormal is to me is like, oh my god, it's a never it.

It's like I actually get chills when you send me new ones because I'm like, it's brand new information that's never been seen before.

So from an academic-esque perspective, I totally really worked up and I'm like, fucking a ride.

But then I remember I'm still a human being and somebody had to deal with Count Von Count fucking biting their toes or other ill shit.

And so when that happens, I remember real people, real wounds, real hearts.

No, whole hands.

It is definitely horrifying out there. My name is Mark Stores and I am joined, of course, by Rob Morphe.

Thank you so much. Robert, unfortunately Christopher is not here, but he is here in spirit.

Yeah, always. I can hear his eyes rolling from across town because I couldn't remember what listener's story number we were on.

But that's okay. It's okay. He is, I can feel him right now. He's in his recliner.

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