Well, I got a phone call from my landlord and she says, hey, we're going to come by and turn on the heat, thank God. And she goes, by the way, can you keep the gate locked in front of your house? And I was like, the gate. Sorry, let me bite into that continent. And I was like, well, I keep it unlocked for deliveries. And she goes, well, we just don't want people coming in off the street and showering in the front yard. And I said, is that a thing? Has that happened? She was like, oh, well, you have a hose in the front yard.

And sometimes when people need to shower, they will seize the opportunity. And I'm like,

literally thinking what you just said, has that happened before? Am I going to come out onto my front lawn and see some stranger showering in my front yard just La La La La La La La La La La La La La La

Never felt as clean as now

Zestfully clean

Well you know what I say

Move back to New York

Love Hall

Hello Down Bitch Society

It is a rainy, rainy day here

On the East Coast. How is it where you are, my love?

It's sunny and beautiful.

And it's so funny, you're like, come back to New York. I'm like, okay, so my choices are someone

showering in my front yard or someone pissing on my building every day.

Honestly, that's a toss-up for me.

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