233 - Airbnb War
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.8 • 12.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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This week Tim is at war with an Airbnb host, questions the pig head found on Nancy's doorstep, explains why the police couldn't stop the Christmas Bomber, and defends Hilaria Baldwin.
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