233. A Christmas Duet (With Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker)

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It's the most wonderful ep of the year! Paul F. Tompkins and Nicole Parker are back for the 5th Annual Holiday Spectacular! This year's episode takes us to the North Pole where Mr. and Mrs. Claus are having some marital problems. But don't worry, four elves decide to make their own Christmas wish for the pair to fall back in love with a truly convoluted plan! With songs like, "Rocky, Rocky Christmas" "The Reason I Don't Like the Letter K" and "Sleigh Zaddy" you'll be falling back in Love, Actually. PLUS! The return of everyone's favorite "12 Days of" madness!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Woodbird Theater, we now present Off Book.
0:08.0	Off Book!
0:10.0	We're gonna play music on a guest with Zach and Jess.
0:19.0	Do your thing.
0:20.0	Do your thing about your girl.
0:23.0	Yoga is such a funny thing that pops up in like, it is both like a reoccurring joke
0:28.0	and Brooklyn 99 for what Terry Cruz's character loves and also what the main character of Burn Notice loves.
0:35.0	Like they've decided that like, really fun thing to give to like, action guys is like, but also they like yoga.
0:41.0	Can you imagine?
0:42.0	Yeah.
0:43.0	But wait, this person has a twist.
0:44.0	They like yoga.
0:45.0	He's very tough, but you'll never guess what.
0:47.0	He likes yoga.
0:49.0	A lot.
0:50.0	A food that a lot of people eat.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:53.0	It's not that weird, but for some reason it's funny.
0:57.0	An action man?
0:58.0	In a yogurt?
0:59.0	Well, now I mean.
1:00.0	If it were goger, that would be funny.
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