Today, a non-micro-mero show.

I'll say Shannon.

I know you said that we don't need two cars,

and I know we don't need two cars.

And I've been looking at cars for the last three years,

after about a year and a half after we got the Volvo.

And the Volvo does nothing for me except to press me

for time I get into it,

because all I get is mom's waving at me.

No dudes looking at me, no girls looking at me nothing.

There's no sex appeal in that vehicle.

How bad do you want dudes looking at me?

I'll take anything at this point, right?

Well, you know, I'll make sure to look next time.

I'm desperate.

He's saying that they instead of landscaping down there,

they call it zero-scaping.

You know there's no girls.

You know there's no girls down there,

and she's not really doing cartwheels

about that particular procedure.

I'm just, if you're looking for menu items, zero-scape.

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