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🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? He liked that. Hi. You want to come say hi to and show the people? Max. Come here. Come here, Max. He's, he's. Oh, oh. He likes the bed. Come here. Oh. All right. He'll get there. He'll get there. He's nervous. He is nervous. Are you nervous? I... Yes. Ah! I'm really terrified of the internet. No, it's going to be fine. No, it is. Everyone's going to be really nice. Please. Hi, guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two Outtakes. I'm'm your host Morgan and today I'm joined by one of my amazing two hot takes team members, Jenna. Woo! If you're... It's gonna be fine. No, it is going to be fine. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm just like, what am I doing here? |
| 0:56.3 | You're doing great. |
| 0:58.4 | If you've been over on our Patreon, you are familiar with Jenna. |
| 1:01.7 | Jenna's been on some really fun episodes and you've done a great job there. |
| 1:06.6 | Oh, thanks. |
| 1:07.2 | So we figured, let's see how you do on the big show. |
| 1:12.0 | The real deal. |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, we will see how I do. |
| 1:14.7 | No, Patreon's the real deal, too. |
| 1:16.2 | I feel like a lot of times I give harder, crazier stories over there. |
| 1:19.9 | There's some crazy ones. |
| 1:21.3 | We've had some really wild ones. |
| 1:23.7 | The, you know what, I'll never forget. |
| 1:26.2 | What is it, the Jolly Rancher story? Yeah, that was a bad one. |
| 1:31.7 | Yeah. That's over on Patreon for free. If you want to figure out what that is about, totally free. |
| 1:37.1 | You don't even have to pay for anything. It's a pretty good free one. It, I think so. It's a crazy one. |
| 1:43.5 | But we've had some really fun episodes. So today, I think I've |
| 1:47.7 | adequately prepared you for this theme. It is all about twists and turns. Stories that are just |
| 1:53.6 | kind of all over the place. Okay. Feel like a little bit of a roller coaster. You don't know what's |
| 1:58.6 | coming. I love that. And something's definitely up. |
| 2:02.7 | You know. But does it come down? We will see. Okay. We will find out. Are you going to have a catchphrase? |
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