Welcome to Beyond the Ring, a podcast that covers all things in the stock show industry from the informative to the insane, starring Ryan Rash.

I mean this with all sincerity.

If it is textable, for the love of God, don't call me.

And Dale Hummel.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Now on with the show.

Welcome to Beyond the Ring.

This is Dale Hummel, along with co-star, Ryan Rash.

Hello, hello, hello.

Welcome to the world of current events.

Since Dale has not paid attention to any current events, I do have a few.

First off, the polls are continuing to tighten. It's getting closer and closer, which I guess is a good thing. I'm not sure,

but it's very, very tight. In the swing states, it's tight in the national polls. So I find that encouraging. I do not believe

there is going to be another presidential debate, which, as I stated last week, only 3% of the

people that watched had any effect on maybe who they would vote for.

Dale brought up some vice president debate.

I'm not even going to tell you what I think about that, and I will not be witnessing that,

because these are the two biggest buffoons that have ever been nominated for vice president

in presidential politics history.

But go ahead and speak your mind about the vice president candidates. If you don't mind, tell us what you think about them. I do not think

you want me to because this is supposed to be kid friendly. It is. This is not beyond the circus.

This is kid friendly. And so, yeah, I don't really think you want me to. Cameltoe, speaking of

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