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Welcome to this week's main episode of Rotten Mango. I'm your host Stephanie Sue.

Now when you walk into math class at the University of Santa Barbara in freaking California,

I mean it's so picturesque. The students have their laptops out, their notebooks handy,

their writing things as they go. They might even have towels in their backpack,

slung across their chair. It's a beach town after all. UCSB is probably one of the most picturesque schools.

I mean how many college students can say that they take finals and then jump into the Pacific Ocean to celebrate?

Anyway, all the students are gathered trying to jot down the notes as quickly as possible in math class

as the teacher moved around in front with ease going through the questions, going through the solutions.

You would never know that one student in the Sea of Students was writing something sinister in his notebook.

We have the exact writing so I'm just going to read it to you. A male student wrote about a crush that he had on a girl in math class.

He wrote, as the lecture proceeded, I couldn't help myself from constantly glancing at her,

admiring every inch of her enticing body from her silky blonde hair to her smooth, slightly taned legs.

The most beautiful thing about her was her face. It was a face that broke my heart the second that I laid eyes on it.

I wanted her with so much intensity and I constantly fantasized about her during my masturbation sessions.

This was the kind of girl who was always meant to be my girlfriend. This was the girl that I was meant to go through college and say a barber with.

My life would only have meaning if I could go through college with a girlfriend like her.

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