Ooi, it's your boy, the Kevin Borgas of watching fights that make you snore jass.

Jack Slack, it's the Jack Slack podcast, and we're coming at you following the most apex fights

that have ever taken place outside of the apex.

They took it to Shanghai.

And I looked at this card and I thought, oh, there's actually a

decent fight on there. And that decent fight turned out to be absolute dog shit. And everything

else on the card was meh. So we're going to go about five minutes today, probably. But it's

my duty to. A lot of people didn't even know this card happened.

This is the least discussed card I've ever seen.

I checked in on it at 11am, UK time.

And I was like, oh my God, we're just hitting the main card.

This is brilliant.

More fights in China, please.

And then the fights were all bad.

But there were a couple of cool things on the prelims.

Main event was Johnny Walker versus Mingyang,

or sorry, Zhang Mingyang.

They were trying to get this motherfucker knocked out.

They were trying to get Johnny Walker flatlined in front of a Chinese crowd

with their new Chinese

contender. It was pretty obvious to anyone with eyes. Johnny Walker got flatlined by Ankleyev,

flatlined by Usdemeh, who's not even that bigger hitter. Then they booked him against Bogdan

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