Hello and welcome to regular features number 232 or poo-wee poo. You could do poop-pee-pooh. Poopie-pooh. Pooh-pe-pooh. Log would be ashamed. That's because it's not dirty enough. He would be like... P-on... Because that's what he likes to look at. He does. Is that. Is that good? Well, there's only two of us.

We can't verify.

There's only two of us.

What do you want?

Well, we shouldn't have had two pints for doing this.

And I can.

But it's a different dynamic this week on regular features.

The podcast about two friends.

And that's all we've ever been and all we ever will be alone

in their office yeah desperately wishing they were home but no one else could be fucked to join in this

week so my name is gab miffy my name is josephs what you've been doing mostly hanging out with you

to be honest. I do.

Like a lot.

Do you feel like we spend too much time together?

Not yet.

Like, I think there's definitely a point of which, I think it's going to work this way.

I'm going to annoy you.

And then you'll, and that'll be the end of it.

No, I mean, at the moment, you have a girlfriend and I don't have a girlfriend.

True.

So it's a better, right now it's a better arrangement for me than it is for you.

That's interesting.

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