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I fart.

I think every guy does, but I still do the silent ones because of respect her, right?

Because guys know with the silent ones, you have a 50-50 shot. it's not going to smell. I'm not saying it's foolproof, but those are good odds. I got caught the other day. We were driving, I let a silent one out. I was like, oh, it's not going to be bad. I smelled that. I was like, oh, divorce. This is how I got caught. We were driving, we were in the middle of the woods. I had nothing to blame it on. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, fellas. You've been driving. You love one now and she's like, what's that smell? You go, oh, that factory right there. They probably produced poop in that factory right there. We were in the woods. I had nothing. I panicked. This is how I thought I was going to fix it.

I tried to smell it all before she smelled it.

I was like, uh-oh.

She was like, what are you doing?

I was like my allergies.

She was like, yeah, allergies smell like diarrhea.

Get that checked out.

You're crazy, man.

You're a loser.

It's the Mark and Lowell Show.

Starring the meteorologist who does it for the viewers.

Smoke!

Lowell Melser!

Can you get out of here?

And the man who rides the coattails of his friends and family.

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