232: Holiday Horror Stories 3 - Why Do People Still Buy Real Christmas Trees? (Replay)
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel are taking a well deserved week off, so we're rerunning an episode from our 2021 Holiday Horror Stories series with tales about car seats covered in puke, presents covered in aphids and hospital sandwiches decidedly NOT covered in mayo. We can't wait to catch up with you in the new year!
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by Munchy Mug, the world's number one premium no-spill snack cup. |
| 0:05.1 | Listen to today's episode for a special offer for Munchy Mug. |
| 0:08.0 | Munchy Mug, making your life less messy. |
| 0:10.6 | Hey everybody. messy. Classic episode. We're doing a episode from last year that we ran around Christmas |
| 0:23.3 | time around. I think it was like December 21st when we ran this episode originally |
| 0:27.1 | Dustin and Miller taking the week off. You know what they do deserve it. They |
| 0:29.6 | deserve a week off and I hope they're having a good time chilling and not having to record. |
| 0:34.4 | I hope you guys had a good Christmas man I really do. |
| 0:36.2 | I hope we had a better better Christmas than me because I'm gonna tell you what I had |
| 0:39.1 | COVID for the and this is not a joke COVIDVID for the third time, THI-R-D, |
| 0:45.0 | third time, three times I've had COVID, bro. |
| 0:48.5 | I work at an office with nine times out of 10, |
| 0:52.0 | there is me and three to four the people in the office the |
| 0:55.1 | entire day I have very little I don't know how I keep catching the vid I was |
| 1:01.4 | alone for a lot of this Christmas like a lot of times when everyone was off catching the |
| 1:04.0 | I was alone for a lot of this Christmas like a lot of time when everyone was off and and hanging out and my wife took my |
| 1:07.3 | the kids up to my mom's house and I was alone for like three days and I just |
| 1:11.8 | realized I am not equipped to be alone for three days and I just realized I am not equipped to be alone for three days. |
| 1:15.6 | I went absolutely insane, absolutely crazy. |
| 1:20.3 | If you would have seen me, I mean I was walking around the house. I was just doing laps around the house. |
| 1:25.0 | Doing laps, talking to the dog out loud, talking the cat, doing their voices back to me. |
| 1:29.0 | No joke, doing the voice of the cat. |
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