232. Holiday Extravaganza w/ Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime, John C. Claus
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
Forever Dog
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2022
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
'Tis the season for an Office Hours Holiday Extravaganza! Join the holiest trinity for two-hours of free-for-all merriment with special guests Neil Hamburger, Alan Bathtime (Alan Resnick) and THE REAL SANTA CLAUS (definitely not John C. Reilly). Plus Uncle Phil’s eggnog challenge, Millie Heidecker, Vic's surprise gift for the trinity and Doug's shocking revelations about the inhumane business practices at the North Pole.
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:02.0 | Dog |
| 0:04.0 | Santa's looking at his list and he's clenching up his fist |
| 0:25.6 | No good boy or girl |
| 0:31.6 | in this whole goddamn world |
| 0:38.3 | and he's pulling at his beer |
| 0:43.3 | it's worse than he feels |
| 0:49.3 | and he's up there at the pole |
| 0:54.9 | filling up big old bags of coal |
| 1:01.0 | there ain't gonna be |
| 1:06.0 | any presence underneath the tree |
| 1:11.6 | The Santa Claus is crying |
| 1:15.6 | And you're the one who made him cry |
| 1:22.6 | Oh, you've been so bad |
| 1:29.8 | And you made him sad |
| 1:32.4 | Don't you even want to know why |
| 1:36.3 | Baby you could leave some money for him |
| 1:45.0 | That could make Santa smile again |
| 1:51.0 | Who do you think pays for all those toys |
| 1:56.0 | For all the bad girls and I'm a bad boy |
| 2:03.6 | You could leave a 20 or at least a 10 |
| 2:11.6 | He can't afford to keep giving. It's the right thing to do. |
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