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Lewis Black's Rantcast

232 - From The Road

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7843 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Lewis is back from vacation and out on the road hitting some tour dates on the West Coast, in fact this episode of the Rantcast comes to you live from the road, first in Lewis tour bus and then from the live stop in San Francisco. For advertising opportunities email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠rantcast@thesyn.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ___________________ TOUR DATES: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ GET MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblack.com/collections⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.livelewis.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lewisblack.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, fuck you and fuck me. Have a good week.

0:05.8

This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.

0:15.4

Here we go.

0:17.9

Just taking a little break here, signing posters as we make our way to Sacramento, California.

0:26.6

It's only 140 degrees out, and apparently everything in this area has turned to kindling.

0:33.6

It's quite delightful.

0:35.6

There could be a fire at every second and any second.

0:38.3

We certainly have been through them and by them before and as we will know it's the fault of the state

0:45.3

because it should have done something about the sun and the moon and the stars and everything that has made it difficult really.

1:00.0

Here's a little tip.

1:01.0

If you're saying, geez, how could I get high this afternoon and not appear to get high?

1:08.0

Get one of these gold sharpies. I mean the really heavyweight gold sharpie. You take six

1:15.6

nifts of this and you're ready to sign forever. And let me just say, as we wind down the tour, I made a little discovery.

1:32.3

Just a tip.

1:34.3

If you've decided that, hey, and I think if you've got this opportunity you should,

1:40.3

I should go on safari.

1:43.3

After you come back, clear a couple of weeks you can recover from

1:48.5

the fucking safari you know don't go hey you know I'm going to go back to work that'll be

1:54.8

really fun I'll be refreshed you're not refreshed it's it's it's it's really it's really

2:00.3

way more exhausting that I imagine now you're not refreshed it's it's it's really way more exhausting that I imagine now

2:04.3

you're probably and also be smarter to do it when you're younger but still even then I

2:09.8

don't care it's it's eight hours out there wandering around looking at animals and

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