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The Basement Yard

#232 - Dying In The Shower

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:05.3

Good morning everyone. Welcome back to the basement yard Danny. How you and your face doing?

0:13.7

Danny doesn't have a beard no

0:16.3

He shaved the beard. It was an accident. It's an accident. It's an accident. What'd you do?

0:22.0

I was trying to fix this part because it was a little too long

0:25.2

It was game bushing scraggly and they why are you talking like a one-year-old because I feel like one your hands are also

0:32.5

very

0:33.4

Toddler-ish

0:35.0

But it was it was it was straggly and I was trying to clean it up

0:38.3

But then when I was cleaning up I went too far and then when I went too far it was gone

0:43.6

What actually happened say it like a like an angry Republican?

0:47.6

All I know is I want to shave my face. I took a little bit too much off and I said man

0:55.2

I don't really know what's going on here. I came out of shower. I had no hair on my face

1:01.3

Piss me out you shaved it in the shower. No, man. I did before in sync. Okay, and stare myself in the face

1:09.8

By the way, this is the first day I've ever had creamer

1:13.5

I've been this is my first time being creamed is what I'm trying to say cream. Oh, I got cream this morning

1:18.9

I put a French vanilla creamer in in my coffee. My god it tastes good

1:23.3

There's a lot of chemicals in there that will run out your asshole. I don't doubt that and that's why I'm like, you know

1:29.1

I probably shouldn't get addicted to the cream cream. No, I don't I'm not addicted to the creamer

1:33.6

You know, I mean I've heard of people getting addicted to cream before. Oh, not this cream. No, yeah

1:39.6

Yeah, I know what cream you're talking about

1:42.9

I'm talking about you know whip cream

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