Hey, look, he's a little dead mean.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Yes, Derek is gone gone He was, you know, once again

Just, I don't know what is it

What it is with the cast members of this show

But we keep getting yanked off the street

By suspicious vehicles

I saw, I watched it happen on CCTV footage

A halal truck just came and swiped him off the street And I saw, I watched it happen on CCTV footage.

A halal truck just came and swiped him off the street.

And we haven't heard. At a certain point, it's our fault, you know?

Yeah, I think like once you get abducted more than twice,

like it's probably like, what are you doing at that point?

Yeah, for sure.

Because most people, most people just don't get abducted.

And then the people who do get abducted usually once, at least.

Usually.

Or at most, I mean.

So for it to happen this frequently is crazy.

Hopefully he'll be all right.

Who's the most abducted person in history? I'm going to Google that real quick. That's a good, that's a good question. I'm sure

there's an answer. The most person abducted the most. I bet Google won't be able to do it

anymore because Google is kind of useless now. But yeah, so Derek's gone. He was abducted yet again.

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