Hi, it's me, Joseph, and I am inviting you to open that odd looking door that has just

appeared in your home and enter the attic.

The attic is our brand new touring live show.

World premiering this fall in cities across the United States, we are so excited to be

back on the road with our new show, in which Cecil discovers slides from an old family

road trip, which at first seemed fun and joyful, but then began to transform into something

strange and dangerous.

This new show has something for everyone, horoscopes, cursed slideshows, creepy shapeshifting

dolls, fun slash painful childhood memories, original music by disparition, we can't wait

for you to see Cecil Baldwin, Symphony Sanders, and other special guests perform the ever-loving

crap out of this live show in a town near you.

Tickets and info, including info about our live weather artists at www.wokentnightfail.com-slash-live.

And hey, we'll see you out there.

You miss 100% of the shots.

Welcome to Night Vale.

There was a car crash on Buleton Avenue listeners, a bad one, possible injuries, probable

injuries even.

A man who has been watering his lawn has laid down the hose and started sprinting toward the crash.

His mouth is wide and his lower teeth are more visible than they have ever been outside

of the dentist's visits, that he doesn't do as regularly as he should, if he's honest with

himself. He tries to be honest with himself. He rarely fully is.

A woman who had been one car back from the crash is vibrating. It's the chemicals in her blood.

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