231: Wearing Garbage & Scooter Cooter
We're Here to Help
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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth help a caller whose husband wears trash around the house. Then, they warn against the dangers of contaminated scooter seats. Plus, the follow-up to Ep 224 "Once You Pop," sponsored by Chumbawamba.
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| 0:00.0 | Extra value meals are back. |
| 0:02.2 | That means 10 tender juicy McNuggets and medium fries and a drink are just $8. |
| 0:08.6 | Only at McDonald's. |
| 0:10.2 | For limited time only, prices and participation may vary. |
| 0:12.2 | Prices may be higher in Hawaii, here, we're, here, back. |
| 0:36.6 | Back. So I'm going to do something in this intro that I'm not going to give him a chance to defend himself. |
| 0:46.3 | But I'm going to tease our friend Eric. |
| 0:48.9 | Oh, good. |
| 0:49.8 | I thought that was coming my way. |
| 0:51.3 | Nope. |
| 0:52.1 | So long story short, there's a restaurant that he's been talking to me about, that he's like, brother. |
| 0:58.5 | How long? |
| 1:00.6 | I don't want to exaggerate, but four months. |
| 1:04.4 | You don't. |
| 1:05.4 | Okay. |
| 1:06.0 | Right? |
| 1:06.4 | It may be, but maybe longer. |
| 1:08.5 | Okay. |
| 1:09.4 | Man, dude, I've been going. It's special. I was there years ago. It's in maybe longer. Okay. Man, dude, I've been going. |
| 1:11.1 | It's special. |
| 1:12.4 | I was there years ago. |
| 1:14.0 | It's in Atwater when I live there. |
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