231 - The Best Dancing Songs (feat. a surprise guest!)

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Jake, stop me if you've heard this one before,
0:01.7	but we were trying to potty train our son, Bo.
0:05.0	Stop.
0:06.3	Wait, I have heard this before.
0:08.0	Calm down, calm down.
0:08.8	Stop, please.
0:09.8	Good.
0:11.0	Stop freaking out.
0:12.8	Yeah, I think it was, I mean, at least a year ago,
0:15.3	we tried to do this genuinely.
0:17.1	I mean, it was, yeah, it was definitely when Rosie was born.
0:20.6	Like, well, I guess that doesn't mean it was a year ago,
0:22.8	but it was a long time ago.
0:24.2	I tried it, we tried to do it, didn't work out.
0:26.6	So, but the pedals to the metal now
0:28.9	because this summer he's going to Mother's Day out
0:32.9	one day a week and he has to be potty trained by then.
0:36.2	And so it's like, it has to happen or else he can't go.
0:39.6	And so...
0:40.4	What happens in Mother's Day out?
0:42.6	You know, I don't think they're truly allowed
0:45.1	to let you know everything these days.
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