Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, J.R. Mom. Join us always

by J.R. Dad. Hi. How's it going to your dad? Fine. I have checked, and your audio

is indeed recording right now. Well, that's good news or bad news, depending on what you like.

Okay. The cocktail of the week this week is the Royal Bermuda Yacht Club. Good name.

That Irish. No. The thing is like, all right, you look for Irish cocktails. It's either like the

Dublin Monslide, some stuff with Jameson, some nasty shots, or some like deeply offensive things

that sort of treat the troubles as something to like name cocktails after.

Or something just green. It's like normal stuff that's just green. And it's like, it's not Irish,

just because it's got like Midori, fucking melancholy. I know, like that river in Chicago,

just because it's green doesn't make it Irish. Today. It's really green.

So for those of you who have, I mean, now I think everybody knows this because of social media,

but if you missed it, forever Chicago has died the Chicago River Green for St. Patrick's Day.

There's a huge Irish community in Chicago. So green. So they have this like vegetable die.

They dump it off a boat. It's like fluorescent green. I mean, it's a pretty good size river.

It's not real long, but it's nice and wide and deep. Yeah. Yeah. So today, the bears,

the Chicago bears, you missed this because you weren't around today. So they took a picture

and they photoshopped the river from green to orange. And they said, that's better Chicago River

have we seen Patrick's Day and the responses before they deleted it were like, could someone please

tell the social media intern at the Chicago bears about the troubles? Oh, that orange means

whatever, all stern. They're like the bear single-handedly like trying to get the troubles going

again. So anyway, they deleted that tweet. Anyway, yes, all of the Irish cocktail. I mean,

there's plenty of like good Irish drinks. And we got a bottle of Jameson for St. Patrick's Day.

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