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What's up shitheads? Welcome back to another episode of High and Mighty. It's me, your boy, the number one fuckboy!

The number one fuckboy! Just realizing my windows are open! The number one fuckboy!

Johnny G, joining me as always in the High and Mighty studios by nearly signing co-host Arthur Gabriel's Arthur. Give him a shout out.

Sort of a creative lie there because Arthur is currently on the walk with his dog walker with my assistant, I'll say as a joke.

But really, a person I overpaid to walk my dog for half hour. Also joining me in High and Mighty studios, known this dude for a long time, since the days of multiple kidneys, is that probably 27 kidneys?

27 kidneys was a team. No you weren't on that one.

I'm a badger. I'm badger. I mean get it right. The history of UCB bar, you got the best.

I've known him since mod was incepted. He's in LA now and he's on this podcast because we have something in common which you'll hear very shortly.

Jeff Garlock, everybody. Hello. Hi.

That intro really blows up my hearing aids. That intro does a lot to me as well, don't worry.

I'm sure. In the middle of it, I was like my poor neighbors. I realized my dog. I've got basically used to it. I'm sure.

Yeah, more or less. My barber used to be my upstairs neighbor and he was just like, hey, so what do you do downstairs?

I'm like hard to explain. Smaking live with bads. I can't even articulate to my mom what it is I do. I'm not going to explain it to you, man.

One day I'll have to explain it to my son and that'll be a confusing answer to a confusing question.

The terrifying thing that someday I'll have a kid who's going to be like, hey, did you know your dad has over a thousand hours of recorded audio?

Yeah, just sound like an asshole scumbag full time. More grist for the fire for them.

Just play it for your therapist. Save us money. It just goes straight to what my dad's been doing.

My dad was a distant not around too much dad at least my son if I'm one of those deadbeat dads.

I would love to have a record of my dad's deadbeat this. I mean, I can explain it just like own his own business and was a high school football coach.

But you know, it's a good short hares. It doesn't get into the deep depths of my.

It's like a 90s drama dad. It totally is. It's a nice good summary. Let's add alcohol.

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